party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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