ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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