she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize