Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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