You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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