Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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