I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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