You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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