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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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