Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
The adults are the big ones right?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The air taste purple.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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