wanna go halves on a baby?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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