So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
There r osticjed everywhere
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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