butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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