Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
