Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
i think im in europe. pls send help
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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