As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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