i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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