Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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