Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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