and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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