I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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