he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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