My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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