Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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