She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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