SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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