is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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