youre lurking in front of me
420 ftw
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
