Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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