so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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