Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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