apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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