every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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