The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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