I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Welp...herpes.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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