therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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