Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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