And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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