I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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