you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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