i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
false alarm, still single
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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