You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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