i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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