A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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