i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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