sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
