Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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