i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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