Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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