No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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