Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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