When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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