...so i touched it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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