she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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