Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
