...so i touched it.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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